if you’re happy right know you should probably just GO AWAY FROM ME
life is so great okay you don’t even UNDERSTAND how much I love life right now :)
I’m going to do 200 crunches and some planks or something right now because WOW LIFE ya dig?
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
Being in a friend’s car alone with their parents
Once I kayaked across a lake with my friend’s mom while he swam beside our kayak.
I thought it would be okay because he would be there. Unfortunately I’d forgotten the mechanics of swimming.
He was underwater most of the time.
It was not okay.